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May 4th, 2005


04:59 pm
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Lisa Q. has created 2 SimRonan-inspired T-Shirts, available at the above URL.





Get them while they're hot.

Note: I am not involved in the production of these shirts in any way, nor am I recieving any profits from them.

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April 1st, 2005


11:13 am




Aarrarghghargh I listened to the leaked VNV tracks and "Lightwave" sounds exactly like an Astral Projection song. I just scanned through three different AP albums trying to find it, with no luck. I have however determined that all Astral Projection sounds exactly the goddamned same. I am still sure I'm thinking of a specific track, though, so goddamn it, someone point it out for me because it's driving me nuts and I'm not digging out anymore AP CDs to try and find it. (Don't front like you haven't heard it yet you fucking pirates this is the internet I know what you're up to)

And congratulations to RealRonan on "Interceptor", the least fruity and most listenable track in VNV's history! GOOD FOR YOU, BUDDY!

And thus concludes the single compulsary SimRonan post for the VNV Nation release year. See you next time.

edit: comments disabled because this already-played-out joke doesn't need any help being ruined
Current Music: I said, young man! Pick yourself off the ground!

 

August 12th, 2004


02:55 pm
Dear smack-talking bitches getting all upset about Noonerschaft,

The following are the only connections between SimRonan and Noonerschaft:

a) Samples of SimRonan on IPM Radio
b) Referencing of the "supergroup" Ronan happens to be part of
c) My (Bogart's) participation

A cover of an NWA song does not constitute a VNV Nation parody. As far as I am aware, Ronan Harris is not now, nor has he ever been, a member of Niggas With Attitude. SimRonan references are included in the same context [info]darquerchylde references are included; referencing other stupid shit we've done.

I am keenly aware of how played out SimRonan and SWOOOOORDS and NOT AFRAID OF WHATEVER are. This is not news to me. However, this has nothing to do with Noonerschaft.

So stop fucking whining about unrelated shit.

Thanks.

 

August 11th, 2004


01:13 pm
Some of you may be familiar with RealRonan_v1's futurepop supergroup "Bruderschaft".

Now make yourself familiar with SimRonan_v2's favourite gangsta rap supergroup "Noonerschaft".

NOONERSCHAFT IN FULL EFFECT, BITCH

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August 8th, 2004


11:00 pm
Update:
Simronan.com has moved to a temporary server... feel free to go back to being afraid of swords.

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04:36 pm
I AM AFRAID... that simronan.com needs a new processor.
http://www.upgrade-solution.com/detail.cfm?show=yes&PID=357&add=yes

Your FEARLESS leader needs siddy-bones to not be unhappy!

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August 5th, 2004


11:03 am
SimRonan performs "BurgerPerfect" live at Irreverence in Madison, Wisconsin

http://www.nulldevice.com/gallery/irreverence2004/IMG_2779
http://www.nulldevice.com/gallery/irreverence2004/IMG_2780
http://www.nulldevice.com/gallery/irreverence2004/IMG_2783
http://www.nulldevice.com/gallery/irreverence2004/IMG_2784
http://www.nulldevice.com/gallery/irreverence2004/IMG_2785
http://www.nulldevice.com/gallery/irreverence2004/IMG_2791

Video coming soon

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August 3rd, 2004


09:07 am
http://www.victory-refrig.com/

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July 16th, 2004


01:32 pm
Martha Stewart goes to jail: "I'm not afraid. Not afraid whatsoever."

Not unhappy either.

Not unhappy either )

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10:32 am

 

July 14th, 2004


11:37 am


VNV's Ronan Harris
Metallica's Lars Ulrich

Draw your own conclusions

(Post poorly rewritten Metallica lyrics about swords/victory/sandwiches and I'll fucking eat you.)

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July 7th, 2004


11:06 am
Dear Nation,

The Simronan.com server is being rebuilt. Stronger... Faster... Better... It will also have an electronic pneumatic penis.

In case you were wondering, thats what is going on. If you weren't wondering... well... eat a dick.

Regards,

Ronan

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June 15th, 2004


10:58 am

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY




RONAN TURN 37 YESTERDAY!!! ARGHGHH!!!

MORE CAKE!!! ALSO DRINKING!!!

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June 11th, 2004


07:26 pm

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June 7th, 2004


09:15 am
by [info]geckolio



also by [info]geckolio



[info]geckolio may just be history's greatest genius.

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June 1st, 2004


11:49 am
SimRonan - Ice Ice Baby (Live at Luna Night Club in Royal Oak, Michigan)

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May 20th, 2004


11:51 pm
http://www.simronan.com

Also, you are <select ... ><option ... >Select One</option><option ... >Not Alone</option><option ... >Not Afraid</option><option ... >Not Unhappy</option></select> because you can email me at ronan@simronan.com

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May 17th, 2004


03:05 pm


bonus secret photo of SimRonan's idol and hero! )

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May 15th, 2004


12:13 pm - STOP JACKING SIMRONAN FLAVOUR!
SimRonan on IPM Radio (mp3, 1.5 mb)

Thanks to Foobar for capturing!

Notes:
1) If you are confused as to why I'm yelling about Vanilla Ice and bubble gum, earlier in the show someone gave Macross some Vanilla Ice bubble gum.
2) Weebus! (I know Weebus from IRC, have not hear from him in ages)
3) IPM stands for Internet Sausage Party

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May 14th, 2004


10:23 am


You are all my bitches.

Current Mood: HOT 2 TROT

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